No Joke: Flowers Have RIGHTS in Switzerland
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This is not a joke. The Swiss have decided that their Constitution gives plants the right not to be arbitrarily killed.
From The Weekly Standard.
You just knew it was coming: At the request of the Swiss government, an ethics panel has weighed in on the "dignity" of plants and opined that the arbitrary killing of flora is morally wrong. This is no hoax. The concept of what could be called "plant rights" is being seriously debated.
A few years ago the Swiss added to their national constitution a provision requiring "account to be taken of the dignity of creation when handling animals, plants and other organisms." No one knew exactly what it meant, so they asked the Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology to figure it out. The resulting report, "The Dignity of Living Beings with Regard to Plants," is enough to short circuit the brain.
A "clear majority" of the panel adopted what it called a "biocentric" moral view, meaning that "living organisms should be considered morally for their own sake because they are alive." Thus, the panel determined that we cannot claim "absolute ownership" over plants and, moreover, that "individual plants have an inherent worth." This means that "we may not use them just as we please, even if the plant community is not in danger, or if our actions do not endanger the species, or if we are not acting arbitrarily."
And they have an example. Ladies, you'll have to get used to silk flowers on Valentine's day.
The committee offered this illustration: A farmer mows his field (apparently an acceptable action, perhaps because the hay is intended to feed the farmer's herd--the report doesn't say). But then, while walking home, he casually "decapitates" some wildflowers with his scythe. The panel decries this act as immoral, though its members can't agree why. The report states, opaquely:
At this point it remains unclear whether this action is condemned because it expresses a particular moral stance of the farmer toward other organisms or because something bad is being done to the flowers themselves.
Of course, plant rights are just a natural extension of animal rights.
The animal rights movement grew out of the same poisonous soil. Animal rights ideology holds that moral worth comes with sentience or the ability to suffer. Thus, since both animals and humans feel pain, animal rights advocates believe that what is done to an animal should be judged morally as if it were done to a human being. Some ideologues even compare the Nazi death camps to normal practices of animal husbandry. For example, Charles Patterson wrote in Eternal Treblinka--a book specifically endorsed by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals--that "the road to Auschwitz begins at the slaughterhouse."
This kind of nonsense at the country level, is a stark indicator that modern culture has peaked and is on the road to ruin. People should stand up and notice when government officials have nothing better to do than convey rights on flowers. It is a clarion call that liberal and progressive thinkers like these idiots have stopped functioning as a legitimate form of government and ought to be hauled off in straitjackets.
H/T Ace.
Bill Dupray at The Patriot Room
The EU is getting itself into quite a legislative thicket, because they're also outlawing propane-fueled patio heaters because of the 0.002% they contribute to global warming:
...according to Eric Johnson of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, they account for 0.002% of CO2 emissions in Britain. It only takes five patio heaters to produce as much CO2 as a television on standby.
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That was late January, although this latest crusade against patio warming has been in the works since at least July of last year. Recently the RHS Chelsea Flower Show banned patio heaters in response to the fears over that 0.002%
Patio heaters have been banned from this year's Chelsea Flower Show because of the damage they do to the environment.
None of the shops on the London show site will be allowed to sell the portable gas heaters and none of the gardens will feature them.
Which leads to the inevitable question -- if it comes down to a choice between people catching cold and flowers with rights being frosted to death and preventing global warming, which do we wring our hands about more?
Do we accept that a certain number of people who attend the flower show will be uncomfortable and catch ill, and perhaps that some of the flowers will freeze, and chalk that up as the price we need to pay to obviate the 0.002 percent contribution to global warming?
I'm sure there is an office in the European Union dedicated to studying this conundrum at considerable length and promulgating detailed rules to describe what must be done.
How does a freezing flower at a botanical exhibition express its right not to be subjected to uncomfortable and potentially fatal chills? How are the rights of the human beings attending the show balanced against the imperative of eliminating that 0.002% contribution to global warming? Does this go to an international court? Or do we just do whatever PeTA says?
Once you scratch the surface of these questions you begin to see why the proposed European Union Constitution was 341 pages long and could only be read and properly understood by people with advanced degrees in International Law -- who represent a tiny fraction of the population -- and that was just the beginning!
Nobody in the EU is going to keep a folded up copy of that Constitution in their vest pocket like Thurgood Marshall was (perhaps apocryphally) said to have done. Of course, once Intel starts producing its 45 nanometer Atom processors, they'll be able to keep a PDF version on a handheld, I suppose.
I say let the lawn grow and express itself naturally! :-)
"After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood." -Fred Dalton Thompson
Get ready to go to jail for that Briggs and Stratton, bub.
You can read it here, along with Ethical Fruitarianism.
In fact, PeTA *does not* take as extreme a stance as Switzerland has recently done in law. That makes the Swiss even ">*more extreme* than PeTA, if you can believe it.
There is currently no reason to believe that plants experience pain because they are devoid of central nervous systems, nerve endings, and brains. It is theorized that animals are able to feel pain so that they can use it for self-protection purposes. For example, if you touch something hot and feel pain, you will learn from the pain that you should not touch that item in the future. Since plants cannot move from place to place and do not need to learn to avoid certain things, this sensation would be superfluous. From a physiological standpoint, plants are completely different from mammals. Unlike animals’ body parts, many perennial plants, fruits, and vegetables can be harvested over and over again without dying.
If you are concerned about the impact of vegetable agriculture on the environment, you should know that a vegetarian diet is better for the environment than a meat-based one, since the vast majority of grains and legumes raised today are used as feed for cattle. Rather than eating animals, such as cows, who must consume 16 pounds of vegetation in order to convert them into 1 pound of flesh, you can save many more plants’ lives (and destroy less land) by eating vegetables directly.
When you eat vegetables, do you worry about saving plant's lives? Do cows? Do insects? Do bacteria? Do viruses? Does Gaia worry about saving plant's lives when it gets hit by asteroids? Do asteroids worry about wiping out Gaia's plants? Does the sun worry about whether or not it will wipe out all the plants on Earth when it eventually exhausts all its hyrdogen and goes nova? Where is the Intergalactic Criminal Court when you need them?
Let's think about this for a second: if a plant can be claimed to have rights, what about the soil it grows from? How about the chemicals it is composed of? Do Pectin and Cellulose have rights, too?
And on the other end, if Earth is an organism, then certainly the other planets are as well: for who is to say that Jupiter is not an organism, and that Saturn isn't either? Or Pluto? Or Mercury for that matter?
Because to claim that the Earth is an organism and not extend that same definition to other, lesser planets would be Planetarianism. It makes one wonder whether the Moon is an organism, too? After all, the tides here on Earth couldn't exist without the moon, and since the tides give rise to life and the menstrual cycle, isn't the Moon a part of that living, breathing organism?
If you smoke enough dope, you can believe in these things, too.
Losing its status as a planet ?
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
-Thomas Paine: The American Crisis, No. 4, 1777
I'd be satisfied if someone could tell me whether or not hypereutectic alloys have "rights." After all, you can make arguments that show that hypereutectic alloys behave at least as interestingly as some primitive plant species do. They don't have nerve endings or nervous systems either. So if you manufacture a piston ring, are you violating that metal's rights? How many lawyers will it take to decide that question?
"After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood." -Fred Dalton Thompson
right up until I heard about this story...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM
PS... I am woefully ignorant of HTML... if a mod would like to embed this video, he can feel free....
and while I'm on that subject, video embeds weren't under the HTML help.... can somebody message me with that? (end of OT)

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