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Sunday Funnies New Offer: 57 State Lapel Pin
By Warner Todd Huston Posted in Liberals — Comments (13) / Email this page » / Leave a comment »
A few days ago it was reported that Barack Obama was ever so proud to have visited all "57 states" on his campaign swing. But, I noticed that he still avoids wearing that U.S. flag lapel pin, just the same. Well, I have finally found out why Barack Obama won't wear that darned ol' U.S. flag pin. Until now he couldn't find one with all "57 States" on it. Well, the folks over at Suitably Flip blog have solved the problem for the junior Senator from Illinois.
Just in for the 2008 campaign season is the new 57 state U.S. flag pin for all the infromationally challenged Senators on your shopping list. Barack can proudly wear his 57 state flag pin at all the great celebrations to come. Like the birthday for the state of Guam, or the celebration for the state of Harlem... you know, all those great parties he'll get invited to as the nominee for one of the two or three democratic Parties out there.
Now I only have one question for the Senator. Is this the flag of the "Damn United States" or the regular one that the rest of us live in?
For those of you who have not seen the video, here it is:
Now, the Suitably Flip bloggers gave us a list of the other 7 states, but I think they missed the boat with their choices. After all, they missed one state that the Obama's definitely visit quite often. The state of DENIAL!
And now for a hat tip you won't believe. This funny bit came to my attention through Andrew Malcolm's entry at the Los Angeles Times' Top of the Ticket blog. Yeah, I find it hard to believe they had enough of a sense of humor to throw a dig at their messiah, too.
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aww let's just make it 61
by pilgrim
There are the 7 US territories that have been given statehood by him, and there are the states of Alaska and Hawaii that his staff won't give him the free time to visit, and then their is his favorite state, the state of confusion, and the state he has not visited, the state of humility.
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40 states, 50 states, 60 states - whatever!
by streetwise
It's hard to count and pose on the pedestal at the same time!
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by BigGator5
This is just proof that the public school system is failing our kids in both US Geography and basic Math.
((Already done here, but still very funny.))
Ooops
by Warner Todd Huston
Ooops, I didn't notice someone else got to it before I did.
I guess I didn't look closely enough.
I hate it when that happens.
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But Barry didn't do Pub School! nt.
by Andysforsmalgovernment
"Government of the people, by the people, for the people."
A. Lincoln
I'm willing to give Obama a
by FrankLucia
I'm willing to give Obama a pass on this one; he didn't grow up in the USA.
How 'bout...
by Warner Todd Huston
The state of denial.
Like he denies he's a racist, a Marxist, and an anti-American? He may not have been brought up in that state, but he sure lives in it.
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My Grandpa Simpson sends his regards....
by Darin H
Dear Mr. [Obama], There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot.
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Bearings
by Joseph Phelps
Who has lost their bearings? Isn't knowing the number of states an elementary school level subject? Maybe his Reverend Wright (the one that he doesn't listen to) misinformed him.
He knows there are 50 states.....
Let's see Alaska + Hawaii = ONE state left to go.....
50 - 1 = 57. No problem....
This also explains his economic policies.
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
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didn't know the name of the leader of some lesser country? I remember weeks of "Bush is too stupid to run the country" or "Bush doesn't know enough about foreign policy" stories in the press. I haven't seen ONE story about this in the press.
Does anyone think there's a double standard here? Naw, must just be me....
Socialism doesn't work. It looks nice on paper, but it's been tried and it's failed miserably every time (usually accompanied by widespread death and suffering).
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Maybe Obama has already factored in...
by Vladimir
...the partitioning of Texas and Florida.
Plus maybe D.C....
The rest is round-off error.
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He did say he'd been to all but one state...so that would be 58 states...but he also said that he hadn't been to Alaska or Hawaii, so then maybe it's 59, unless he's counting them as one state...
Presidential campaigns can be so confusing.
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