I think I've solved one of the greatest criminal mysteries of our times.
The FBI today released a drawing of what D.B. Cooper looked like. He sure looks like a younger, with more hair, Mike Huckabee.
Is that how Mike got the seed money for his campaign? Now folks, seriously, that says to me that Huckabee is the most qualified man to be President if so -- competent enough to pull that off *and* steal our money.
I knew I liked this guy for some reason.
/joking