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And its good for the planet.

Al Gore makes much sense about global warming.

I think Barack Obama has a clear and well reasoned set of policies.

There is a world of difference between Hillary and Obama.

And
#1 Four years of the Democrats won't be so bad look at the great things carter did.

Freedom of Religion not Freedom from Religion

Now I have the memory of its taste stuck in my mind.

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The United States National Health Insurance Act (HR 676)

4. We must stop The War on The Middle Class™

3. You know, that new George Clooney flic looks like it's going to be pretty good.

2. Nah, you take the Warsteiner. I prefer the Bud Light.

1. Go Clemson.

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1. If protected, they probably taste good.
2. Yes, do taze him bro.
3. USA, USA, USA
4. Hey- that’s my dollar!
5. What’s a reverend doing in politics?
6. Hillary needs to learn the difference between half truths and lies.
7. Barack knows, but needn’t care.
8. Global warming is shrinking the world’s thinking caps.
9. I live within my means, pay your own mortgage.
10. Soylent green makes great biofuel!

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Thou art the Great Cat, the avenger of the Gods, and the judge of words...-Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes

in reference to your #2 statement, Michael Moore does make a good point, it's merely on top of his head!

THIS is a small carbon footprint!

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Molon Labe!

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it is scary! Now, where are the chicks that feel this way?

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Molon Labe!

10- Nah, go ahead and put the chips away, I'm full.
9- A beer? No way, I prefer water.
8- I'll pass on the steak, give me a salad
7- Shake hands with Dick Durbin? I'd LOVE to!
6- I'll take the Celine Dion CD please.
5- I'll take a subscription to the New York Times, please.
4- That George Clooney is soooo dreamy.
3- But, seriously. Don;t you think Hillary is hot?
2- Which tye dyed shirt should I wear to the protest?
1- I'd give ANYTHING for just one night with Streisand!

I'll admit it, I am somewhat guilty on point five. So I like fancy coffee, sue me!

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10) I was pinned down under sniper fire...
9) Jacques Derrida said it so brilliantly when he...
8) Our civilization has evolved to the point where owning a gun is an obsolete anachronism...
7) Absolut vodka, please...
6) God owes me something for putting me on this Earth...
5) Yes, but taxes are like charity...
4) Windpower, wavepower, solar, nuclear -- what's the difference?
3) I would be more a fan of Oprah Winfrey if it weren't for the fact that Whoopi Goldberg is so brilliant...
2) Isn't it [eyes rolling like Donahue's used to, with head toss] about time that America had a Black President?
1) Planet Earth is an organism...

2) Obama's geopolitical strategy

3) Hillary's ethical standards

4) The comedy of Randi Rhodes

5) I heard this funny joke on Kos

6) The latest in-depth thinking from Hollywood

7) Cool video of Hillary dodging sniper fire

8) We can stop GW!

9) Wright makes right!

10) G-d America!

10) Do you have the Navigator in a hybrid version?

9) Man, Hail to the Redskins is such a great song, I will sing it even during baseball season!

8) You can take your Sam Adams and Rogue, there is nothing like that rice flavor in Bud!

7) George Washington is great I guess, but come on George Washington Carver was da bomb!

6) What was that movie I like, something of the about the Ya Ya Sisterhood?

5) I need to hit the library, what is next in the Oprah book club list?

4) _______ is against International Law

3) Why would you ever need to carry a gun?

2) "yes" on a local bond referendum

1) I can't seem on find Air America on this thing!

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Molon Labe!

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All very good.

After hearing Obama for the past year and a half, I will never ever again use the phrase "Yes-we-can." Instead, I say "that's doable." I work in a service industry, so this phrase is said more than I'd like.

Courage becomes a living and an attractive virtue when it is regarded not only as a willingness to die manfully, but also as a determination to live decently.

10. Sandra Bernhardt exudes a quiet, sultry sexiness.
9. That Janeane Garofalo is as cute as a bug.
8. Bill O'Reilly? The man's a genius when it comes to energy policy!
7. Who cares about ANWR? It's only six (years/months/minutes) worth of consumption, anyway.
6. That Gallagher/Pauly Shore/Bobcat Goldthwaite really cracks me up.
5. My favorite movie? The English Patient, of course.
4. The Academy sure messed up when it overlooked Sean Penn in All the King's Men.
3. No, I'll tell ya who's hair is more disturbing than Donald Trump's!
2. Oprah doesn't have a self-serving bone in her body.
1. Honey, turn up the volume! There's a Mama's Family marathon coming on TBS!

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

10. Hmmmm, pretty good slasher flick.
9. That Tim Robbins sure has a point.
8. Al Gore, I don't think you're getting enough to eat lately, buddy.
7. Barry Bonds, home run king (never, die before saying).
6. Home is north or east of the Red River.
5. President Hillary Clinton.
4. President Barack Obama.
3. I don't think I'm paying enough taxes.
2. I do believe that movie may be better than Young Frankenstein.
1. Fred Thompson is not the most awesomely perfect Presidential material to run in the 21st century.

And I plan to live to the year 2060.

Kill the terrorists
Protect the borders
Punch the hippies -- Frank J

10. Sure, and make it a double.
9. That dog is a pain.
8. Nobody needs a machine gun.
7. I couldn't possibly have been going that fast.
6. The AZ Cardinals will win it all next year.
5. John McCain's really a conservative.
4. Hillary or BO would't be so bad.
3. Those Californians really got that right.
2. Of course I'm smarter than my wife.

And of course...

1. We need a government program to fix that.
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CongressCritter™: Never have so few felt like they were owed so much by so many for so little.

10. Gee, it seems kind of quiet. I sure wish that dog would start barking again.
9. I'm glad they cancelled "24".
8. I'm canceling the cable.
7. When is Britney going to put out her next album? That last one rocked.
6. Metallica Sucks!
5.Moe can kiss my...nope can't even joke about that one...sorry Moe
4. Forget the Bud, I'll take a Corona.
3. I sure wish Ron Paul would run again in 2012.
2. You know, they really do know a lot over on Daily Kos
1. a. Go Cubs!
1. b. Go Redwings!

And for a bonus: I love Mitt Romney - Jeff Emanuel

How 'bout this.

"I think you put too much weed in my bag."

list of things you'll never hear me say:

10. That was way better than any Star Wars flick!
9. Don't worry, Chloe. We've got plenty of time.
8. When am I getting my social security checks?
7. I'm not Spartacus.
6. I'll take a beer over Mike's Hard Lemonade any day.
5. Well, let's just write the whole thing in Java. Then it'll never crash!*
4. Hey go back, you skipped the Lifetime channel.
3. People shouldn't have beliefs, just ideas.
2. ...So I was wondering how would you as President make sure we were taken care of?
1. That piece of trash Lincoln!

Things I wish I could say some day:

10. Who cares what the customers think?!*
9. Chief of Police Smith, please escort Mr. Chavez out of Lincoln Center.
8. That looks great on you, Jessica.
7. No se pueden!
6. Your people should have thought of asking me that before giving me immunity, Mr. Chairman.
5. They sent me Mrs. Clinton to let you know the results...
4. They sent me Mr. Obama to let you know the results...
3. We the members of the jurry find the defendant, Mr. Clinton, guilty of...
2. President Thompson...
1. I'm so glad you could make it, Rush

*Actually, I probably will say it whenever possible. I'm incapable of say anything not sarcastic at the office.

"Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em. I'm a whale biologist."

"Yes, but can I get it in fuchsia?"

"Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em. I'm a whale biologist."

10. Dude, I'm so glad I bought Sicko-it's so good it makes you angry.
9.You know, I really feel like I need to support Obama because after all, we're both Black.
8.You know who I really think is a sexy one-Hillary.
7.I wish we could just go back to the Clinton Years
6.Dude, seriously, more vodka, I don't want this disgusting Patron.
5.No seriously, Miller is delicious-have this Fat Tire, it's my pleasure.
4.RonPaul!RonPaul!RonPaul!RonPaul!RonPaul!RonPaul!RonPaul!
3.Vote for Huckabee-my dream for the next President
2. Go Cubs! Really, the NorthSide of Chicago is where its at!
2a. Go Packers!
And the number one-(this makes me throw up to even type)
1.Boomer Sooner

Hook 'Em!!!!!
"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice.Let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."-Barry Goldwater
Rudy/Romney for VP-because someone's got to punch the hippies.

10. Pro-choice does not mean pro-abortion.
9. Al Gore is a direct descendant of Gaia.
8. Bowling IS a sport.
7. The Arizona Diamondbacks look great in "Sedona Red".
6. President Barack Hussein Obama has a nice ring to it.
5. That Barry Manilow concert was AWESOME.
4. Clinton promised "the most ethical administration in history," and he delivered on that promise.
3. I'm terribly proud of our first female Speaker of the House.
2. Bill Maher is getting funnier every day.

AND .... the number ONE thing you will NEVER hear me say ............

1. I just can't figure out which Democrat to vote for.

10. What's on the TV tonight?*
9. Let's go to a Britney Spears concert.
8. I can drink you under the table.
7. I'll have a double expresso, fully leaded.
6. I want to have your baby.**
5. I nominate Barck Obama for the Templeton Prize.
4. Honey, Al Gore's speaking tonight on Global Warming: let's go.
3. Hillary for President in 2012.
2. All religions at their core are saying the same thing.

::Drum roll::
1. My next song will be a rendition of Never Gonna Give You Up.

*I don't have one. **Biology is still destiny.

And Rightly So!

here's mine:

10) Of course I'll let you waterproof my basement, Sen. Leahy...

9) And now, to help the Detroit Tigers get out of their malaise, we've brought in former President James Earl Carter...

8) Donate to Planned Parenthood? Certainly, where do I send the check...

7) Can you get me accurate copies of those memos, Ms. Mapes?

6) Please welcome the keynote speaker for our marital fidelity workshop, President William Clinton!

5) Our final class is How to Build Your Resume with Sen. Joseph Biden...

4) No, I can't watch the game - an Oliver Stone retrospective is on!

3) Now, that Matt Millen - there's someone with an eye for talent!

2) Quite naturally, I love everything from the great state of Ohio, especially Buckeyes!

1) Yes Senator Kennedy, you can take my daughter across that bridge...

10. Did you catch that speech Kucinich gave? It was so inspiring!
9. You know, I really like living in Michigan.
8. Absinthe is really dangerous stuff.
7. Neil Peart (drummer for Rush) sucks!
6. Not now... I'm watching MSNBC.
5. No, thanks, I don't drink.
4. Sure, raise taxes on me... I've got some spare cash.
3. Give me a cup of decaf.
2. I don't really need to upgrade my computer.

1. I think I trust the government to handle this one.

"No matter how much lipstick you put on the taxation pig, it's still a pig... and it's currently snout-down in your wallet." - Michael Fisk

10. Let's not watch the Clint Eastwood film festival, I would rather watch Leonardo Dicaprio.

9. I think Congress does a good job of spending my tax dollars.

8. All that plastic surgery Nancy Pelosi had has really paid off.

7. I sure wish I never joined the Marine Corps.

6. Robert E. Lee was the greatest general ever.

5. The skiing on the east coast is way better than anything in Colorado.

4. I have always found the French people warm and accommodating.

3. Islamic extremists are just misunderstood.

2. The conservative movement died with Reagan.

1. Insha'Allah

"I can't spare this man--he fights!" - Lincoln (referring to Grant)

1. Celebrate diversity--wear a see-through burka.
2. Conservatives do it in the polling booth---not in activist
courtooms.
3. Get RedState 3.0 ! Now with virtual JDAM's to drop on
liberal trolls!
4. Hillary Clinton for President---of Venezuela.
5. Angry white men can't dance, but they can put John McCain
in the White House in '08
6. Good Fences Make Good Neighbors. (Well, that and some
good artillery.)
7. Christians Support Global Warming--we think all terrorists
should be toast.
8. "Walk softly and carry a big blamstick"--Moe Lane
9. Support the troops--Impeach the entire Democratic Party!
10. Elect Fred Thompson--whether he likes it or not!