Hey Democrats! Al Qaeda’s Jewish-American spokesman says just pulling out of Iraq “will get you nowhere”
Update: Even if Mr. Gadahn-Pearlman is, in fact, “Smokin Blunts” (as MT so delicately put it in the comments), it would appear that he has not lost all sense; rumor has it that upon his original defection, he was asked by Khalid Sheikh Mohammed to take part in a Maryland terror plot – as a suicide bomber. He politely declined, and agreed to be AQ’s spokesman instead. Now that’s a clever move.
“Azzam the American,” the face of al Qaeda to the West (and the former Adam Yehiye Gadahn, of Orange County, CA), released a new video last week in which he listed AQ’s “Legitimate demands” for the United States and the Bush Administration.
“This is not a call for negotiations. We don’t negotiate with baby killers and war criminals like you,” said the representative of baby killers and war criminals in his opening statement. “No, these are legitimate demands which must be met.”
After this contradictory beginning, Gadahn launched into his Democrat Party al Qaeda talking points, saying:
Bush. You thought you would be remembered by history as the President who waged a series of successful Crusades against the Muslims. Instead, you will go down in history not only as the president who embroiled his nation in a series of unwinnable and bloody conflicts in the Islamic world but as the President who sent the United States off on its death march towards breakdown and disintegration.
“Azzam the American” then ridiculed the “colossal failure” of Bush’s “Global Crusade,” inexplicably comparing him to what he called Bush’s “fellow bloodthirsty nation destroying crusaders Milosovich and Yeltsin,” and saying:
You may or may not be aware of it but today, nearly four years after you hastily declared victory in Iraq, and more than five and a half years after you fell into the Afghanistan trap, things aren’t going too well for your Crusader Coalition. In fact, things are going really bad.
“In other words,” said Gadahn, slipping into the colloquial speech of his old, familiar native language – English – “you’re losing on all fronts and losing big time.”
Read on to see AQ’s “Six Legitimate Demands” . . .